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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:00

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

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Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

What is so great about Jiraiya?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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